“We can take you to Sonic if you want to go so badly.”

“It’s not that I even necessarily want to go, it’s just that I feel like I need to go, because we’re not in the South that often, and we can’t get Sonic up in Virginia.”

“You have it so badly…”

“Seriously, it’s like 150 miles away!”

“Tell me that you haven’t driven 150 miles to get Sonic.”

“For starters, it would be 300 miles, round trip, and no, I haven’t driven it, but you better believe I looked it up.”

“Matt, that’s pitiful.”

“I know, right? Same thing for Krystal, too. Too far north for Krystal, too far south for White Castle.”

“How will you ever make it?”

“I don’t know. It’s like living in a mini-hamburger black hole.”