“So how long after she’s had the babies will it be before she’s allowed to leave?”

“It’s usually 48 hours. They have to make sure they babies are alright, that they don’t have jaundice, can eat and breath on there own, that sort of thing. Oh, and they also have to take their first bowel movement. It’s all black, and nasty, and there’s a specific name for it…”

“Ewww. Is it it Mud Butt?”

“MATT!”

“WHAT?!?”

“That’s so gross. I don’t remember what it’s called. It’s right on the tip of my tongue.”

“Is it Tar Poo?”

“STOP! I don’t remember; I know it starts with an M…”

“IT IS MUD BUTT!”